If I were a drinker
I'd be drunk tonight
And if I were a gambler
Lord, I'd bet my last dime
You're out with another
And you won't be home
But if I were a rich man
You wouldn't be gone
We used to go
Dancin' on Saturday night
You shined like a diamond
Underneath those blue lights
You were a fools gold
Oh, but I would soon learn
I'd never make you happy
With the money I earned
If I were a drinker
I'd be drunk tonight
And if'n I was a gambler
Lord I'd bet my last dime
You're out with another
And you won't be home
But if I were a rich man
You wouldn't be gone
But if I were a rich man
You wouldn't be gone