All I wanna do
Is watch TV with you
But Iâve got too many remotes
In my life
Trying to watch a DVD
Which remoteâs for the TV?
Do I have to press AV?
Or is the input DVD slash LD TV slash slash something
Oh, fuck!
What order do I have to turn things on?
Why am I hearing channel 9
But seeing 31?
(Yon does the little solo)
Fucking batteries!
Yon, looks like youâre going to have to get yourself two AAAâs, man.
What about 3 AAâs?
It doesnât work like that, mate
Six 1Aâs?
Youâre on your own, Yon
Two thirds of a nine volt?
Shut the fuck up, please!
They can put a man on the moon
But they canât help me
Itâs like I need Houston mission control
Just to watch The Simpsons on TV
When I have a house sitter come to stay,
I have to set aside a whole day
To type a four page document
Briefing them on what to do
Iâm so tired of all these buttons
Look at how complicated life has gotten
Too many remotes!
So, Gatesy, have you seen those ones you can get where itâs like this single remote and you program in all the model numbers of all your other remotes and then it controls all your stuff!
Itâs a universal remote.
Universal remote!
One remote to rule them all!
Iâm not chucking that into Mt Doom.
For um⦠For, for two points this week, I nominate⦠Yonny⦠for talking over my guitar solo. This affects my time in the house because⦠it makes me feel extremely frustratedâ¦
Scod, I need you to be less specific in your answer
Come on, letâs take this home!
Tripod: Too many remotes
De-de-de-doo
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
In myâ¦
Yon: My mumâs still got one with the cord on it.
â¦Life
- :
- Miscellaneous
- Fegh Maha
- Tripod Live - Fegh Maha
- Middleborough Rd
- For the Love of God!
- Tripod Live: Feghmaha
- For the Love of God! - A Tripod Christmas Album
- About an Hour of Song-In-An-Hour
- Box Set
- Open Slather - Special Christmas Edition
- Open Slather - Live April 2000
- About an Hour of Song in an Hour Again!
- Songs from Self Saucing
- Perfectly Good Songs
- Men of Substance
- The Animal Within Us (Caring Is Cool Presents)
- Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2001
- Tripod Versus the Dragon