Troglodyte welcome

Here in this primitive river-bottom
wilderness, Along with deer, duck, crane,
And beaver lurks a creature that walks upright.
Whether it is a man, a monster, or a myth, no one really knows.
What we do know is that people around this place say they have seen
such a creature hundreds of times, in the last seventy years,
and that this creature, whatever it is,
emits one of the most terrifying sounds ever recorded. (BEAST ROAR)
Welcome to Boggy Creek.