Once upon a time there were two trolls. One from Finland and one from
Norway, who walked along forests and streams.
Look! There a fat priest who preaches crap where he
stands on a rock, said the Norwegian with a laugh. We can create
hell with the poor fool or we
can take away his body, then he can meet Jesus?
[FINN:] YES! YES! Jag vill ha priestblod - [NORSE:] O.K.! Let's take priest's blood
Two trolls fire at a fat priest, they have blood on their teeth
The priest asks for mercy, the sound drowns in joy.
Look! There, a small congregation, they stand locked
in shock. Shall I eat them too? Norken asks with
food in his mouth. The Finn suggests if I break
the neck and dig them down then I'll have food for later.
[NORSE:] Yes! Yes! Me ør ha matlager / [FINSKEN:] Let's make food stocks
Snap snap muzzle, it's breaking a neck out there
Dig it down, dig it up again later, bury it down.
Look! Now I must have finished. It's dug a long way down, but there's stone on top. Now the bear can't take it, we probably got eight Christians, and they were really great Christians. Now I have a feast
for the winter.
[FINSKEN:] Yes! Yes! It celebrates me! Bring out your alcohol / [NORSE:] Yes! Yes! Now it's going to be a party Hepp! Cheers! For a winter party
Later in the winter, the trolls gather to dig again
Now it's a winter party, the Norwegians and the Finnish
have invited to a drekkafest with fordereva food.
[This song is about a Finnish troll called Finsken and a Norwegian troll called Norsken.
They are hunting the forest for priest to cook their winter-fest.
Striking it lucky, they capture more than they can eat and end up having to bury it.
When winterfest finally comes, they return and unearth plenty of food and the party is good.]