All my love notes are never written by hand,
I use those obvious nouns sandwiching ampersands,
I'll steal from Norman Blake on demand,
I won't show up, I'll leave you hanging around,
You know Janie I will Only Let You Down.
How would we even know that I'm what's best?
Have you spoken to the others?, Have they taken your test?
Some kissing survey, in-depth market research,
I'll evidently make you cry; make you frown,
You know Janie I will Only Let You Down.
You sit in silence when there's nothing to say,
You couldn't leave me for a minute, I could leave you all day,
Quit running circles and just staring that way,
Talk films and books that you know nothing about,
You know Janie this just isn't working out.