Pantyhose make you feel like a women;
All in all, you feel like a man.
Overall you feel brand new;
Good luck when they're on you;
Oooh/Oooh/Oooh/oooh [driving to the bishop, living on a hill/always fun to dance to the musical fill]
And now things are in slow motion;
I really could use a fake hand.
Go all around with a picture of it;
So long to the people's slop.
Oooh/Oooh/Oooh/oooh [driving to the bishop, living on a hill/always fun to dance to the musical fill]
Whoa/Oh/Oh [repeats]