Useless Pieces Of Shit
ugly as me
I like girls with tree trunk thighs
And little hairy chest.
I like girls three times my size,
That wear thick woolen vest.
Big chested girls just ainât my kind,
Iâve got a kink for the crippled, dumb, and blind.
Ugly girls are my cup of tea,
But there ainât no girl as ugly as me!