Honey whatcha cryin at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
It's time to bring
GREEK A happy attitude
Keep it positive
As you slap her to the floor
GREEK Keep it positive
As you pull her hair and call her whore
You can take her in a fight
You and he will reunite!
GREEK You know we're right
We're positive
KILL HER!
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway she's twice my size
who's gotta plan B?
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
and you won
You off the hizzle, gee!
GREEK Keep it positive
Yeah! Let out your inner freak!
GREEK Keep it positive
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week
You will whet his appetite
You and he will reunite
GREEK You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi...
(Spoken)
Omigod... You're making me sick.
(Spoken)
Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place.
GREEK Hey, hey, hey!
We're positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotta'
And I bet ya smarter!
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't her her steal him
Wake him up like sleepin beauty
Turn his head with your red hot booty
You bring the noise if we bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk
shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake,
(DANCE BREAK)
(Spoken)
Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking junk! Wait!
(Sung)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No I'm positive
This is Harvard not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin' on
Thats the reason that he's gone
I need a salon
GREEK WHOO!
Girls I'm
Positive
Try not to get upset
But I'm
Positive
That it's time for me to go brunette
GREEK what!?
Being blonde and being hot
That got me exactly squat!
Gotta to show him I've got more to give
GREEK Whoa, whoa, whoa
No I'm positive
GREEK Positive
I'm positive
GREEK Positive
I'm positive
Positive
Positive
ELLE AND GREEK Positive!