When the party is over
And you need a friend who is likely to be
Who's the first one you see
Probably me
When your love life is ruined
And you need someone to blame
Who else to there be
To pour a drink and agree
Probably me
Tell me why
Tell me why
I clean up the mess
When i should know better
And when you ship is sinking
And you lost that sea who rise with a boat
And keep you afloat
Probably me
Probably me