Marty, I heard your selling life insurance.
You got a new place in upstate Illinois.
Marty, I heard you managed to stay perfect for all the boys.
Marty, I heard you really hit the big one.
You and your beautiful wife still get along.
Marty, I heard you found some kind of fortune.
But never did hear you write a song.
Marty, I heard you're killing in your business.
Money is high and sales are going strong.
Marty, I heard your wife invites your mistress over.
But never did hear you write a song.
Marty, you never wrote a song.
All the women and wine that you want
just wait for you to get them.
But they won't mean a thing
when you've lost your momentum (oh no).
Marty, I heard your wife has really big ones.
And you and your beautiful arms are big and strong.
Marty, I heard you're rolling in the money â it's funnyâ¦
Never did hear you write a song.