Verse 1:
I was so ugly the doctor slapped my momma when i was born
Then he took out his pocket knife and cut off my horns
He said lady if you ain't already picked out a name
Go ahead on and call him trouble man
He's gonna be wild, i'm giving you warning
He's gotta have room, keep an eye on him
Verse 2:
I grew up with long and lean and hungry looks
I learned you can't go nowhere when you go by the book
People all around me earthbound, i learned how to fly
Upside, downside, ouside, sailing on by
Out of my reach, out of my hands
Out of control, trouble man
Verse 3:
I've been so far in all directions as you can get
I ain't never had enough of anything yet
I had women that tore me apart without any reason
I say baby i don't get mad i just get even
I don't explain if you don't understand
I'm my own man, trouble man
Trouble man