(Intro â W.C. Talking)
Damn⦠I mean⦠when this shit come on right here⦠(Dub-C)
I mean⦠you gotta put yo hands up (Dub)⦠you got to (Dub-Dub-Dub-C)
I mean Iâm looking around right now and I donât know whatâs real⦠I mean I seein all this bullshit on TV⦠all these weirdoes out here, I donât know whats going on but⦠Uhhâ¦
(Hook)
If itâs on then itâs on let me know that itâs on
If it aint really on⦠tell me whats going on
If itâs on then itâs on let me know that itâs on
Cuz⦠Uh-Ohhh⦠Itâs my reality show
If itâs all for the dough and itâs really a show
Nigga, lemme know cuz the triggers ready to blow
If itâs on then itâs on let me know that itâs on
Cuz⦠Uh-Ohhhâ¦
(Verse 1)
Man up⦠time to put ya hands up
I come too far to lay down, so imma stand up
And let the truth be told
Cuz majority of niggaz in this rap shit aint nothing but hoes
âWhats the Flava?â aint no greater
Than this double-pump shaker shakin up the party with the new ankle-breaker
So hold on while I take the strap and reload
And tune you niggaz in to my reality show
First up? never the least.
I kick it off where the sun rises like yeast⦠Imma start in the east
The âBig Brotherâ when hip hop
Was just like L.Aâ¦. radio done sold their sole & went pop
I used to recognize the welcome mat
But now in the âCash Cabâ nigga I donât know where Iâm at
My nigga Slay said the other dayâ¦
âI Love New Yorkâ but radio done let the âProjects Runawayâ
I told him donât sweat it and donât stress those
Cuz over here Loc, we got it even worse on the west coast
A gang of niggaz smellin like similac on my station
Wit no respect for the foundation
Iâm grabbing my flame thrower
Itâs a âDirty jobâ but radio needs an âExtreme Makeoverâ
Look⦠They cant bullshit Dubb
My pants aint tight enough to be in their âCelebrity Fit Clubâ
Hip-hop âUltimate Fighterâ⦠No pretender
Three fifty seven south central âContenderâ
Im south of the ten freeway. turn the wheels
While these rap niggaz scared to come down the hills
On the block where the glock is kept
âThe Apprenticeâ in the kitchen with the homie workin scales like a âTop Chefâ
(Yep)â¦. gotta keep another plug
Cuz staying down with this rap shit is âTough Loveâ
No affection⦠Thatâs why im headed in the northern direction
Pluggin wit my bay area connection
Up north got the bomb bay to make sure the Sac pay
The homie E-40, Too Short & Mac Dre
Its my reality show, and my reality is smashinâ¦
Fuck âKeeping up with the Kardashiansâ
Iâm hiding from the âRepo Manâ so get the deals nick
Keep a roof over my kids head is real shit
Cant sit around and wait til it comes back around
Gotta get it down south is where its at now
Well I got that the make they lungs cough
And a homegirl wit me to throw the ones off
It aint a âSimple Lifeâ itâs a grind & all the above
Iâm getting a shot of hen nigga, fuck âA Shot at Loveâ
After riding my stick
My homegirl said Chili want a square, but she need some westside dick
I said you know I aint right. Iâll dig her out all night
Fuck her and kick her to the curb like a âBasketball Wifeâ
Plus she aint down enough to be mine
If we get caught, âThe First 48â she droppin a dime
Have a nigga in jail lookin like âThe Biggest Loserâ
Wit the receding hairline like Carlos Boozer
âSurreal Lifeâ a nigga cant play wit this
Keisha Coleâll Even tell you thatâs âThe Way It Isâ
(Hook)
If itâs on then itâs on let me know that itâs on
If it aint really on⦠tell me whats going on
If itâs on then itâs on let me know that itâs on
Cuz⦠Uh-Ohhh⦠Itâs my reality show
If itâs all for the dough and itâs really a show
Nigga, lemme know cuz the triggers ready to blow
If itâs on then itâs on let me know that itâs on
Cuz⦠Uh-Ohhh⦠Its my reality show
(Scratching & Mixing â Dubb-C fading out)
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