In a little town of Appleton the gossips growin' strong
It started Wednesday afternoon when she first came along
Her dress was short and her heels were high
and tongues were waggin' shame
and they don't even know her name
She wore her hair in high fashion style
her hips they gently swayed
Every man in Appleton wouldn't turn their eyes away
but the women turned their noses high
and phones began to ring
and they didn't even know her name
By Saturday the high fashion girl
was the gossip of the town
men were talking passion talk
women were putting her down
Noone thought to ask, the where of why she came
and they don't even know her name
Early Sunday morning the church bells began to chime
every one was hurryin' to make the church on time
and they got the biggest shock
that Sunday morning of their lives
for the short dress high heel fashion girl
was the brand new preacher's wife
and they don't even know her name