When I was a young boy
Growing up
In ancient Egypt
Sure enough
I met Osiris and Anubis
They showed me how to do the pyramid twist!
Like this…
Build ‘em higher, build ‘em faster
Obey your alien masters
Move in time to the crack of the whip
Now you're doing the pyramid twist
Thank you
For the statues
From the vacuum
I'd like to give a warm thanks
On behalf of all us here at Mysterious Dimensions
To the brave people of Egypt
For all their hard work, beautiful penmanship
And unwavering cosmic foresight
It is because of you and your tireless efforts
That we are able to create terrible powers
And forge from the waves of space
New and intense vibrations
For aeons to come
We will never forget you
Thank you once again for all your help