Princess rap battle
Galadriel vs. Leia
Let the rap battle begin!
One does not simply walk into this fight
I'm the baddest bitch in Middle-earth, the lady of light
I look better in white
You should flee from my sight
I'll strike you down like Obi-Wan, 'cause I'm colder than carbonite
You battle me? You're not strong enough
A human break an elf? You don't live long enough
You better listen hard through the donuts in your hair
By the time I end this line, you will love me and despair
Calm down grandma, you're ugly when you're mad
Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
What a strong female character, obsessed with a ring
And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
When Sauron took over, you hid in a tree
I led the rebel alliance, and we saved the whole galaxy
When I am done with you, you will be nothing but a crater
My words explodes like bombs, I'm a verbal detonater
What have your films had? Like 13 re-edits?
Well most of your runtime is spent on the credits
We're on movie number seven while you're still on your sixth
Yes, but unlike you we don't pretend that three don't exist
You're like a stormtrooper 'cause your shots never hit
I wore one gold bikini and the world lost it's shit
I'll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
I'm a master with a blaster you're a ren faire disaster
I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land
Just a hippie hobbit humper, unblinking and bland
No lightsaber needed to take you out
Search your feelings, you'll forfeit this bout
I will...
Never give in to your Jedi mind tricks
And after Jabbas' eager tongue, you should know when you're licked
My lyrics are wet, I'm like a rhyming typhoon
How's Alderaan doing? Sorry too soon?
I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
I'm fully operational, it's over baby
You shall not pass, challenge another
You can kiss my ass, pretend it's your brother