Will you have whiskey with your water
Or sugar in your tea?
What's all these crazy questions
That you're askin' of me
This is the craziest party
There could ever be
Don't turn on the lights
'Cause I don't want to see
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun, no, uh uh
Open up the window
Let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin'
From the smell of stale perfume
And that cigarette you're smokin'
About to scare me half to death
Oh open up the window sucker
Let me catch my breath
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, son
The radio is blastin'
Someone's knockin' at the door
I'm lookin'…