You could say Iâm plastered, âcause I hit the wall.
I lost count after 21, in the college crawl.
I been a boozinâ bastard.
Theyâre callinâ me Edward Forty-hands canât touch anyone.
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Nevermind Iâm drunk.
Well weâve had enough power since the blackout started for an
EKG for the broken hearted.
Iâd try to see the glass as half full. But Iâd probably just drink that too.
Iâm the reason they call it an âIrish Goodbyeâ
And I hope I donât choke on my vomit tonight.
Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitterâd be better than bitinâ the bullet and betterinâ myself. Sorry if I slur.
Take my anxiety and my sobriety, Iâll kill two birds with one stoner.
So if you see me please, take my keys, I donât wanna be an organ donor.
Well weâve had enough power since the blackout started for an
EKG for the broken hearted.
Iâd try to see the glass as half full. But Iâd probably just drink that too.
Iâm going down and Iâm taking you with me.
Iâm bringing the water to the horse.
Bring me the hair of the dog that bit me
So I can clone it and have more.
Well weâve had enough power since the blackout started for an
EKG for the broken hearted.
Iâd try to see the glass as half full.
Even half empty, half full.
Iâd try to see the glass as half full.
But Iâd probably justâ¦