You're lying dead in front of your door, ok, that wasn't a nice move on my part
I was probably a bit impulsive after all
When I took the butcher knife and came to your house
I did I didn't plan what happened today
I don't plan on cutting you open and disemboweling you thoroughly
But I did get a little aggressive
Even breaking all your bones and gouging out your eyes
It happened after all There's probably too much of a good thing
You're lying in the trunk now, it wasn't easy to stow you away
I had to saw you into small pieces
Unfortunately the damn saw was blunt and was stuck firmly in your torso
I couldn't move it a bit any more
Luckily I came up with a trick to clamp you by the back of your neck
And tie you to the door with your feet
Then I sawed with both hands and had to turn you twice more
But I was able to finish my work
I always had nothing but trouble with you
Hä If you had just kept your mouth shut, nothing would have happened
Now I can get the coals out of the fire for you again
Just be happy that you have someone like me
Just be happy that you have someone like me
When I came to the forest lake and took you out of my car
There was a stupid angler in our way
With my wheel cross With it in my hand I went over to the beach
And smashed his skull in it
It was a pretty mess, all covered in blood and pulp
Because of all the trouble again You
I set the angler on fire so that no one would find it
I then sank it into the lake with you
I've only ever had nothing but trouble with you
If only you had If you had kept your mouth shut, nothing would have happened
Now I can get the coals out of the fire for you again
Just be happy that you have someone like me
Just be glad that you have someone like me
Everyone laughs, except Grandma and Mrs. Panatschek...