The trick is this: don't get caught
Pick your fancy, pick the lock
The trick is this: clean out the store
You never buy
The trick is this: we are as one
We don't work for anyone
The point of what I'm saying
Don't be a jerk
The trick is the attention, the eyeing of the ring
A professional perspective on shoplifting
Do your thinking beforehand
The counting after
You cherish the moment you get out
You won't get caught if you don't get scared
You never saw a thing and I was never there
There is no shame, there is no blame
There is no shame, except for getting caught
I got nothing, you got nothing
Let's find something fun for us to do
So why are we waiting?
Let's steal everything, let's steal everything
Let's steal everything cuz I want everything
Let's steal everything, I want everything
Let's steal everything cuz I want everything
Well I believe in god, he's told me this
Things lying around were left for us to take
Long before they were bought, just as they were made
Ours to enjoy and not to pay
Foul, foul, unless we get caught
Foul, foul, except for getting caught
I got nothing, you got nothing
Let's find something fun for us to do
So why are we waiting?
Let's steal everything, let's steal everything
Let's steal everything cuz I want everything
Let's steal everything, I want everything
Let's steal everything cuz I want everything
Let's steal everything, let's steal everything
Let's steal everything, let's steal everything
Let's steal everything, I want everything
Let's steal everything cuz I want everything
Let's steal everything, I want everything
Let's steal everything cuz I want every
All the skinheads know
All the vampires sing
Cuz students they come and go
But they never learn a thing