It's not a fashion statement
We never claimed that's true
More of a nice reminder
Of how we're richer than you
Another status symbol
To set the elite apart
But still buy our t-shirts
At least it's a fucking start
Pop 'em if you got 'em
As yuppies we stand proud
If you're gonna be a lemming
You've found the right fucking crowd
Sure the punks and losers
Will shake their heads and scoff
But while they're flipping burgers
We'll all be playing golf