Woot,
The new-new
Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
You know we sell that liquor.
Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
Getting ready,
Selling fucking liquor quick,
Mike-Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
I will never die,
I'm a stangle life bitch,
Punch another D,
I'm the B,
Find fucking girls to my sister's wedding at the beach,
Now we in first-class seats,
Couldn't hold me back G,
Chewing (?????)
Sippin sippin' cristal, sippin sippin' cristal,
(Sippin sippin' cristal),
Jeanie-jeanie-jeanie-beanie-weenie gettin' married with Eric, Guaranteed, he's got a big-big weenie,
I'm proud of my lil' sis,
Proud that she's got a wedding ring,
And a necklace,
Eric is my brother now,
So that means i'm kinda black,
Oh wait,
Not really i'm white man, i'm just happy to be related to you honestly,
Shout out to Eric!
I be like superman,
Let me out of the cage,
I got out my cast,
And i flipped the page,
And now i'm drunk,
Calm the books like i used to do,
Kind of cool,
Little sister jeanie getting married to,
Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
Getting ready,
Selling fucking liquor quick,
Mike-Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
I will never die,
I'm a stangle life bitch,
Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
Getting ready,
Selling fucking liquor quick,
Mike-Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
I will never die,
I'm a stangle life bitch,
We put the wedding back together,
First we broke it up,
But we made it better (better),
Nobody makes fun of me anyway,
Cause i got Mike by my side and you know what he say,
Scolliosis now i'm fucking yo' bitch
Scolliosis now i'm fucking two chicks,
Scolliosis vroom vroom vroom,
Coming through the jungle at you like broom,
Mike and Dave stangle on the ATV,
It's my girls and me,
My crew and aunts we just cruisin' through,
And fucking backflips off jumps guaranteed,
Ran over my sister's face,
It was kinda wack (my bad),
But you know what,
We came back from that,
You're getting married now,
And it's okay,
You're so Jurassic,
You're so fantastic,
Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
Getting ready,
Selling fucking liquor quick,
Mike-Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
I will never die,
I'm a stangle life bitch,
Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
Getting ready,
Selling fucking liquor quick,
Mike-Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
I will never die,
I'm a stangle life bitch,
Standin' like ten feet tall,
I'm a super-super-super-super-super stangle,
Standin' like ten feet tall,
I'm a super-super-super stangle,
Becky do you feel me, we pee pals now,
Forever now,
Make-make a dolphin sound (we going swimming with dolphins),
Yeah Dave and Becky,
Yeah Dave and Becky, Dave and Becky,
Pee pals now,
Yeah Dave and Becky,
Dave and Becky, Dave and Becky,
Pee pals now yeah (Aloha),
Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
Getting ready,
Selling fucking liquor quick,
Mike-Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
I will never die,
I'm a stangle life bitch,
Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
Getting ready,
Selling fucking liquor quick,
Mike-Mike and Dave forever it's a stang life bitch,
Stang life,
I will never die,
I'm a stangle life bitch,
My boy Dave puttin' pen to paper,
Trying to get this damn label off,
Like aftermath,
Vanilla ice remodeled my house,
Told Dave and i we should start rappin',
My brother's the best white rapper,
He's the only white rapper,
Fuck Eminem!