Workout headband
Workout shorts
Workout shirt
Workout shoes
Workout socks
Workout bounce house in the background
Workout walker from when you were a small boy
Let's do this
So the first thing you want to do is get out of your wheelchair
And into your walker
Now, if you don't have a walker, it probably means you can actually walk
So you're already ahead of the game!
Alright (alright) Alright (alright) Alright Alright Alright
It's never too late to get back on track
Just look at Lindsay Lohan
Look at Lindsay Lohan
I mean, sure, she's not back to mean girls status
But she's got her own show on the oprah network
And once that happens, you're set for life!
Lo Lo Lo Lo Loooo-han (ooohh)
Lo Lo Lo Lo Loooo-han
Lo Lo Lo Lo Loooo-han (ooohh)
Lo Lo Lo Lo Loooo-han
Walk, Walk, Walk, just a couple of people walking, Oh wait I'm only one person
Milestones
Getting your first job
Milestones
Crushing all the candy in candy crush
Or finally steal that robe from the gym Jennifer Connelly works out at
She can use her rocketeer money
To absorb the cost of robes
I'm getting a mosquito bite
Hope I don't get the west nile virus
Or secretly get impregnated with a dinosaur
I saw Jurassic park
DINO DNA!
Alright (alright) Alright (alright) Alright Alright Alright
Walk, walk, walk
Just a couple of people walking
Walk, walk, walk
Walk, walk, walk
Walk, walk, walk
Just a couple of people walking
As soon as this is over, I'm never walking again!
It's never too late to get back on track
Just look at Lindsay Lohan
Look at Lindsay Lohan
I mean, sure, she's not back to mean girls status
But she's got her own show on the oprah network
And once that happens, you're set for life!
Lo Lo Lo Lo Loooo-han (ooohh)
Lo Lo Lo Lo Loooo-han
Lo Lo Lo Lo Loooo-han (ooohh)
Lo Lo Lo Lo Loooo-han