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Iâm not really in love with anyone
But sometimes I like to pretend
That Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend
She lives all the way over in america
And we donât share the same political views
But as far as hypothetical girlfriendâs go
Sheâll do
Hayley G Hoover is sucking up my heart
Sheâll store it in a flask and sheâll keep it forever
Hayley G hoover, she is quite a mover
Her videos are good
And if after hearing this song youâre considering going and watching them
Then I reckon you should
I met her IRL one time
And she was pretty nice
But when I meet her in my mind
She does much more than just suffice
Sheâs the perfect woman more or less
Though less is more but i digress
Sheâs the perfect girl for me
Though, not really
Hayley G Hoover is hoovering up my love
And sheâll store it just above where she put my heart
Hayley G Hoover sheâs cuter than a goofer
Her videos are neat
And if after hearing this song youâre considering going and watching them
Then then thatâd be greet
Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)
Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)
Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)
And I know that Iâm not Bo Burnham but I hope Iâll do
âCause I want to spend all my days fantasising quietly and you and me and me and you
The Wine Koneâs got nothing on me
Iâm a bigger creep than heâll ever be
Because I want you inside of me
Though I only mean that mentally
Iâm not really in love with anyone
But sometimes I like to pretend
That Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend
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- This Is Me