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I linger and gawp
When the council dig a big hole
And I cheer for a corner
I donât know why, they rarely lead to a goal
The greatest surface underfoot is springy turf
Why does the winner of Mr Universe
Always come from Earth?
I feel I should be more upset
Since you went to live in Delph
I should be writing songs about you
But Iâm too wrapped up in myself
At DFS a job I have landed
But I donât get paid for the first five years
TNS in The Blob mob-handed
According to what one hears
Outlandish rumour is my sport
Oyez, oyez
Iâve just seen VengloÅ¡ in Rock Ferry buying energy drinks
Heâs deffo taking over
God knows Iâve tried to put you into verse
But unfortunately
When it comes to things such as this
Itâs all me, me, me
Youâre so beige
I bet you think this songâs about someone else
Standard Liège
See how it all unfolds when I try to include you?
Iâll fit you in some day, somehow
A thousand words but not right now
Iâve got a few lines on Gerry Gow
I had three in one packet in â78
I went back to the shop in a manner irate
Newsagent said: âHave you got a two pence piece?â
I said: âYesâ
He said: âGo and ring someone who caresâ
As told to a boil on the cab driverâs neck
As told to a boil on the cab driverâs neck again
- Album:
- New Perspective
- Urge for Offal
- 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
- Cammell Laird Social Club
- Achtung Bono
- Trouble Over Bridgwater
- Back In The D.H.S.S.
- CSI:Ambleside
- McIntyre, Treadmore And Davitt
- Some Call It Godcore
- Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral
- Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road
- This Leaden Pall
- CSI: AMBLESIDE
- Acd
- Back In The D.H.S.S. / The Trumpton Riots E.P
- Back Again in the D.H.S.S. (Extra Tracks)
- Eno Collaboration E.P.
- The Peel Sessions: 1995-08-05
- The Peel Sessions: 1997-02-02