Small dogs, big dogs,
Fat dogs, thin dogs,
Old dogs, young dogs.
Get rid of them all!
Long legs, short legs,
Pointy Ears, blunt ears,
Sharp teeth, long mane.
Take them all away!
Refrain:
The Saint Bernard is my favorite,
He has a flask full of brandy
As far as I'm concerned, St. Bernards should be
The only dogs on earth!
Cocker spaniels, sheepdogs,
Bull terriers and pig dogs,
Poodles, Pomeranians and Dobermans
Get rid of them all!
Big poop, small poop
Pinschers have the biggest quirk
Dachshunds, pugs and bed rugs
Take them all away!

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