Today's just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling
I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling full of tarantulas
And now that I'm here, tonight, it's gonna get weird
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Look at these creatures, not enough features
(Very nice)
Look at this tower under my power
Look at these people, puny and feeble
Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you
From the delusions society gave you
Gravity's a lie and so is the sky
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye
Look at this moneyâwho's that, honey?
Look throughout history, how could you miss me?
(Seriously, I'm all over the place)
Look at this weather, I could do better
Mandelbrot rainbows, screaming tornadoes
Look at this loser, drinking coffee
â¦Now it's decaf
Look at these people, calling me evil
Right back at you, now you're all statues
Now everything you know has disappeared
It's gonna get weird