I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle and he got shot
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
Are you part of this kakistocracy?
This ringing in my ears won't stop
I've got a red Japanese tea-pot
I've got a pen but I lost the top
I've got so many things you haven't got
This fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary!
I've got a rabbit it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle but he got shot
Venerable obscurest malarkey
Doulocracy, Ecclesiarchy
Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary!
The Ex-Agnes inspector inquisitor
I dare mock our illustrious master
Are you part of this kakistocracy?
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?