(Intro)
(Verse)
Thank you for calling, the lines are all busy
Cause there are too many people like you
Call a few answer and one of them quickly press seal of a main man new
English press 1, Spanish press 2
11th in line(?), so we can get to you
(Chorus)
Iâm tryna be nice, not pushy or bold
So please donât put me on hold!
(Verse)
Were here, waiting, trying to ? alone
Hong Kong, Chicago and ?
If we canât help you, then donât come ask for recording these calls
So you wonât curse
(Chorus)
Iâm tryna be nice, so God, no
Please donât put me on hold!
(Verse)
Itâs the wrong department, Iâll transport on
Voice mail sets, that employer is gone
Gone on vacation and the line clicks over
Iâm losing composure
Whatâs your account for? The four digit pin
I didnât hear you, so try it again!
Iâm searching through my wallet and Iâm tearing it apart
Please, donât make me restart
Iâm hearing ? versions of âHard rock classicâ
âSmells like teen spiritâ done with clarinet and strings
(Verse)
What could be up, whatâs takinâ so slow?
I started humminâ and taping my toe
The âBorn to be wildâ song in the phone
(Instrumental break)
(Verse)
Am I still connected, cause I canât tell?
Iâm afraid Iâm caught up in a ring of hell
Itâs a thought itâs plan itâs a scam itâs a clue
I just wanna talk to someone who can tell me how to fix
Correct a mistake, the meaning of life
Tell me itâs not too late
(Chorus)
Iâm tryna be nice, but truth be told
Please donât put me on hold!
(Bridge)
Finally, a real person says âcan I help you, love?â
I say if you were in this room, I would kiss you on the mouth
You cough and say this is customer service
Iâm backpeddlin tryna state my purpose
(Chorus)
Iâm tryna be nice, Iâm not creepy or old
Just please donât put me on hold!
- :
- The Beautiful Not Yet
- A Permeable Life
- Bare to the Bone
- My True Name
- Miscellaneous
- Before And After
- Everything Is Everywhere
- Kindred Spirits: A Collection
- The Geography of Light
- Singer-Songwriter Collection Volume 1
- Kerrville Folk Festival - 25th Anniversary Album
- The Gathering of Spirits
- Women of Kerrville Box
- The Silverwolf Years
- Women of Kerrville Vol. 3
- Kerrville Folk Festival
- Kerrville Folk Festival: The Silverwolf Years
- The Women of Kerrville Box Set (Live)
- The Women of Kerrville, Vol. 3 (Live)
- Live at the Buskirk-Chumley Theater