John Valby
thank god i m a pubic hair
Well life on a crotch is kind of laid back,
Watching those peckers trying to get in her crack,
I'm getting messy when they slip me off the track,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
She flufs me up when she's going on a date,
Brushes me aside when she's gonna masterbate,
Scratches me to death if her periods late,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
When she's not really horny she uses vaseline,
Takes a little shower and rubs me clean,
I appreciate it when I'm covered with cream,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
Well I like it when they eat but I don't like when they giddle,
I'm get crushed when there pounding on her middle,
I curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
- :
- American Troubadour
- Bootleg Valby
- Butt Seriously Folks
- Double Valby
- Double-D CD
- Greatest Tits
- Half in the Fuckin Bag
- LIVE from Jackinsack, New Jersey
- Super Pixies
- The "Not Yet On CD" CD!
- WWW.VALBY.CUM
- Compact Dirt Digital Ditties
- Valby Rocks
- Double-D
- John Valby: Greatest Hits
- American Troubador
- John Valby Coming Soon On a Face Near You
- Operation: Fuck Iraq
- The “Not Yet On CD” CD
- The Old Fart Cuts Another One