Can't tell you everything's gonna be okay
I wish I could and make your problems go away
You always dis me on your phone
But I don't even care
You sit on your sofa
Watch TV while I stare, hey
I knew you couldn't make me go away
We'll beat your boss up and say
Hey, fat guy get the fuck out of my house
Now you go out with all your friends
And you'll hang out at the mall
We'll go play pinball, and hopefully
You will let me drive your car
Now don't think that your money's gone
I'll save some with you when I have some
We can hang out cheap and eat ramen
Friendship first should be your motto
Can't tell you everything's gonna be okay
I wish I could and make your problems go away